One of the Kardashian sisters is putting her house up for sale -- care to guess which one? Care at all?
Kourtney Kardashian is selling her home in a gated community in Calabasas. The three bedroom, three bathroom condo features a refrigerated wine closet and a private yard with a covered patio ... all for just under $800,000.
We're told Kourtney and baby daddy Scott Disick are looking for a bigger place since they have the baby now.
Khloe Kardashian has been scarred by a major hot waxing nightmare in her southern region -- and as she revealed on last night's "Lopez Tonight" ... it's all her sister's fault.
Kourtney Kardashian took her young son Mason to a birthday party at the Jackson family home in Encino on Sunday -- turns out the two families go waaaay back.
Kourtney and her sis, Kim,used to date two of Tito Jackson's sons (Kourtney dated Taryll and Kim dated TJ) back when they were in their early teens. The party on Sunday was for one of Taryll's kids, Tito's grandson. We're told Michael Jackson's kids were there as well.
Kim Kardashian totally fessed up to hitting a delicious fast food burger joint in Las Vegas over the weekend -- problem is, it wasn't the burger chain she's paid to endorse.
Kim -- who found a way to turn a salad into a sexual innuendo for a Carl's Jr. commercial -- was in a car with her BF Reggie Bush and their bodyguard when it rolled up to a drive-thru window at In-N-Out Burger ... a direct competitor to the man who signs Kim's checks.
But moments after they were spotted, the car headed straight for the nearest Carl's Jr. where Kim ordered her salad ... and the bodyguard claimed he was the only one who got food from In-N-Out.
So was Kim really craving a salad ... or is this simply a case of fast food damage control???
The New Orleans Saints' luckiest charm -- Kim Kardashian's booty -- is gonna be the most protected back at the Super Bowl this year ... because it's set to be chauffeured around Miami in a veritable fortress on wheels.
TMZ has learned Reggie Bush's favorite asset will be hitting the town on Super Bowl weekend in a Vault XXL2 Limousine by Armor Horse -- which is a tank/limo hybrid built with composite ballistic panels and bullet-resistant windows.
And that's not all: Both doors on the limo are fitted with emergency gun ports -- so, whether the limo is rockin' or not ... it's best if you don't come a knockin'.
Much like the waiter at your favorite coffee shop, Bruce Jenner and his local 911 dispatcher are ol' pals.
The head of the Kardashian clan called 911 on Christmas Eve because a neighbor of his allegedly went nuts outside his house and got into a fight with Pastor Brad -- the guy who married Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom.
When Jenner called 911, he gave this dispatcher his name -- paused for a moment to say "How ya doing?" -- before the dispatcher answered, "I think I've talked to you before."
When your daughters are Kim, Khloe and Kourtney ... it helps to be friends with emergency response teams.
The Kardashian sister that's not Kim or married to Larmar Odom finally popped out her kid on Monday ... and once she regained her strength, all she wanted was a tuna sandwich.
We're told once Kourtney was feeling better, she dispatched sister Kim to Nate 'n Al -- a popular deli in Beverly Hills.
The order: One tuna sandwich and one turkey sandwich for Kourtney and her baby daddy Scott Disick to split.
A transgender male declared war on Khloe Kardashian last night, calling the cops on the reality star after an alleged shoving incident that occurred outside of a Hollywood club.
The alleged victim claims around 1:00 AM, she walked up to Lamar outside of club Playhouse and told him he was "too young to be married," when Khloe suddenly "pushed me and hit me." The alleged victim immediately called police.
Cops quickly arrived to the scene, and law enforcement sources tell us they interviewed Khloe, Lamar and multiple witnesses -- but no evidence was found that a crime was committed.
We're told an incident report was taken -- but cops left the scene without making any arrests.
TMZ has learned Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian's marriage is finally official.
After a quickie wedding and a lengthy prenup battle, sources close to the situation tell TMZ the happy couple's marriage license was officially recorded in Orange County at the end of last month.
Now, just as a reminder ... according to the prenup, we're told Lamar's $33 million contract with the Lakers is off limits to Khloe -- but she'll get a lump annual sum plus a number of other perks.
Lamar Odom hasn't been able to move his $2.39 million pad, so he gave it a makeover to help sell it.
We're told Lamar wants to move the Manhattan Beach house ASAP, so he cut the realtor a check to get the staging done it to make it more presentable. Lamar and his new wife, Khloe, just threw down a chunk of change on a place in Tarzana -- a cool $3.995 million.
BTW -- the furniture doesn't even come with the house. For $2.39 mil, you'd think he'd throw in a sofa at least.
The star of the "Nailin' Paylin" porno considers her new hookup Rob Kardashian the "perfect little boy for a cougar" -- but that don't mean the two are gonna get monogamous any time soon.
Yesterday at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, porn star Lisa Ann said she hasn't even met the Kardashian clan yet, because "people don't really bring porn stars around their family" -- and said marriage with the 22-year-old would "never happen."
If a porn star and a Kardashian can't find love ... then who can??
The Kardashian sister that's not Kim or married to Larmar Odom finally popped out her kid on Monday ... and once she regained her strength, all she wanted was a tuna sandwich. 
Kourtney Kardashian was pregnant, now she isn't. 
